I have to report with great sadness that, as predicted by the doomsday merchants, the switch on of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN in Geneva produced one black hole too many. In only a few billionths of a second one of the black holes failed to decay as Stephen Hawking predicted they would and the last thing the earth knew was a short blast of a metallic synthesised voice saying “Oh shit, must have got my decimal point in the wrong place, silly me ……….” which is now trapped in a space time loop in an area of what was once known in our Cosmos as “Geneva”. No doubt you will be able to see the whole thing on YouTube in a few minutes !
The good news is that the collapse of the Universe doesn’t seem to have been quite as catastrophic as the scientists had predicted. I’m still around and my internet connection still seems to be functioning. I was just wondering if there was anyone else out there ?
NOTE…this is not a sick joke intended to drive my Alexa ranking through the roof, but I would like to hear from you as it would be reasuring as the only life forms I’ve encountered since 9:30 am are my cleaner and the guy delivering the post, let’s face it if we three are all that’s left I’ll be pretty disappointed !
….so all you have to do is leave a quick comment and forward a link to this blog to all of your friends on Facebook and then we survivors can all sleep peacefully tonight.
I look forward to your reassuirng responses.
Sandy
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