Sandy’s R(ant)LOG

Simple Fact…the world’s population has grown from 1B in 1820 to 6.5B today.  Fact (from emedicine.com) “Flatulence….most people produce about 1-3 pints a day and pass gas about 14 times a day.”  Pretty bloody obvious isn’t it…that’s at LEAST 5 Billion pints or 625 Million gallons (mainly Carbon Monoxide) more than in 1820 every single day !!   We MUST act now…we have to stop farting to save the Earth…the implications are far reaching, but we can all do something now ……ban beans completely to save the earth….this is not a JOKE ….I’m organising a boycott and barracade of Waitrose in Romsey on Saturday morning until they stop selling beans ….so if you care about the Earth …join my new organisation “RingPeace” and save the+ Earth !!!    Sign up below ………

How convenient for the FA that Chelsea and Man utd have been kept apart at the semi finals with the “new” Wembley ready to be inaugruated with a showcase final….Chelski v Manu Redskins …..corrupt…??  yeah. well I have my opinion, especially after listening to the commentators on Sky and BBC tonight….the final is being stage managed….sorry for you Blackburn and Watford fans, but I have no idea why your teams are even bothering to turn up for the semi-finals……

…..look on the bright side if you’re already a decided semi “loser”…I bet Graham “three Yellows” Poll won’t be the ref for your match as it’s already been decided (by Poll and Hackett…SO CORRUPT)  that he’s the Cup Final referee, because he can apparenlty choose which games he gets to refreee in “corrupt land” …I’m not against the money the FA is getting from telly…but you have to expect the corruption and match fixing that goes with it….

Finally….a comment for  “young” Harry Redknap..what a tit.. so obvious that Ronaldo (in tonight’s game vs Boro) dived (would have gotten a straight 8.0 at the Olympic 25M pool) but neither “Tit” Redknapp nor his friend Bitch Wilkins could see anything wrong ….come  on !!! ….dive dive dive that’s what I saw…I’m not unhappy to see a BORING team like BORO go out…..bit that was NOT A PENALTY…..I hope that the biggest cheat in football goes to Real Madrid…they deserve him !!!

Bye bye Becks, hello cheat boy (2)…make him the next 23 at Real and tell him to get married and wear his (pig) wife’s pants !!